Artist: Kanye West
Album: College Dropout
Song: The New Workout Plan

[Kanye West]
You just popped in the Kanye West
Get right for the summer workout tape,
And ladies if you follow these instructions exactly
you might bear to pull you a rapper, a NBA player
Man, at least a dude wit' a car,
So first of all we gon' work on the stomach,
Nobody wants a little tight ass!

1 and 2 and 3 and 4 and get them sit ups right and,
Tuck your tummy tight and do your crunches like this,
Give head, stop breathe, get up, check your weave,
Don't drop the blunt and disrespect the weed,
Pick up your son and don't disrespect your seed,
It's a party tonight and ooh she's so excited,
Tell me who's invited: you, your friends and my dick,
What's scary to me is Henny makes girls look like Halle Berry to me,
So excuse me miss, I forgot your name,
Thank you, God bless you, good night I came,
I came,
I came,

[Chorus]
It's been a week without me,
and she feel weak without me,
She wanna talk it out but,
Ain't nothin' to talk about,
'Lest, she talkin' about freakin' out,
then maybe we can work it out,
Work it out (Come on)
Work it out (Come on)
Work it out (Come on)
Work it out (Come on)
Work it out now
Maybe we can work it out (Come on, come on)

[Kanye West]
Oh girl your silhouette make me wanna light a cigarette,
My name Kanye from the Jigga set Twista said get it wet,
Ooh girl your breath is HARSH,
Cover your mouth up like you got SARS,
Off them tracks yea I bought them cars,
Still killa a nigga on 16 bars,
We ain't sweatin' to the oldies we jukin to a cold beat,
Maybe one day girl we can bone,
so you can brag to all your homies now,
But I still mess with a big girl if you ain't fit girl I'll hit girl,
1 and you brought 2 friends OK 3 more now hop in the Benz,
Four door do you know the difference between a 5, 6, 7, 8,
All the mocha lattes you gotta do Pilates,
You gotta pop this tape in before you start back dating,
Hustlers, gangstas, all us, ballas,

[Chorus]

[Jill]
Hi may name is Jill, I just want to say thanks to
Kanye's workout plan. I was able to pull a NBA player
and like now I shop every day on Rodeo drive
I just want to say, thank you Kanye! woooo! woooo! woooo!

[Lsandra]
My name is Lasandra, and I just want to say
that ever since listenin' to Kanye's workout tape
I was able to get my phone bill paid, I got sounds and 13's
put up in my Cavalier and I was able to get a free trip to Cancun
And what's most importantly is that I ain't gotta fuck Ray Ray's
broke ass no mo'

(Work it mo' juge it mo' pump it mo, Chi-town mo' let's go mo')

[ELLA-MAY Ella-May]
My name is Ella-May from Mobille, Alabama
and I wanna say since listenin' to kanye's workout tape
i've been able to date outside the family, i got double wide
and i road the plane, road the plane, road the plane,.

Thanks to Kanye's workout plan,
I'm the envy of all my friends,
See I pulled me a baller man (yeah),
And I don't gotta work at the mall again,

[Beat changes]

(Lemme break ya wit' a piece of),
My favorite work out plan (oh! oh! oh!),
I wanna see you work out (yeah yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah),
(It's that old Michael Jackson shit),

That's right put in work, move your ass, go wizzerk,
Get your salad, no dessert,
Get that man you deserve,
It's Kanye's workout plan,
I said it's Kanye's workout plan (Ladies and gentlemen),
It's Kanye's workout plan (Allow myself to introduce myself),
His woooorrrrkkoouut plan (This time around I want y'all to clap like this),

That's right put in work,
Move your ass, go beserk,
Eat your salad, no dessert,
Get that man you deserve (Stop!),
It's Kanye's workout plan (Ok bring),
I said it's Kanye's workout plan (I know y'all ain't tired),
It's Kanye's workout plan (But I hope not, 'cuz on this one I need ya),
His woooorrrrkkoouut plan (to give me a soul clap ok? double time),

That's right put in work (Woo!),
Move your ass, go beserk (Ow!),
Eat your salad, no dessert (Ugh!),
Get that man you deserve,

That's right put in work (Put in work),
Move your ass, go beserk (Go beserk),
Eat your salad, no dessert (No dessert),
Get that man you deserve (You hear, ugh),

That's right put in work (That's right put in work),
Move your ass, go beserk (Go beserk),
Eat your salad, no dessert (Eat your salad, no dessert),
Get that man you deserve (Woo!),

(Okay, okay, okay, that's, that'd be good) [Applause and cheering],
(I appreciate your time),
I want to see you work out for me,
Woah yeah

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